Oh guys, you're going to want to check out Courtney Stodden here, running on the beach, flaunting some extremely serious sideboob, and offering up some "Baywatch" realness in that red swimsuit. You're going to want to do that for yourself for many reasons: mostly because it's hot, but also because Courtney is quickly becoming this generation's Pamela Anderson. Think about it (or don't, because it's not that hard of a connection to make), Courtney's blonde and gorgeous with very large breast implants, and she's not afraid to showcase all that on the beach. The only thing we're missing is the popular television program and the sex tape.
We're witnessing history here, and someday, years from now, you can tell your children that you knew Courtney Stodden way back when. Could you even imagine being prouder?