Each year one celebrity after another becomes more famous for their public melt downs and screw ups than their talents. So I decided to write my…TOP 5 Celebrities That Are More Famous for Their Screw-Ups Than Their Talents
5. Amanda Bynes
 | Amanda Bynes - You were a funny kid who won other kids hearts on “All That” and “The Amanda Show” when you were just a pup. Now you're older...No one remembers “All That" except for Kel (of Keenan and Kel)... because there's nothing like the glory days. Ain’t that right, Kel? Yeah…Amanda…You are currently known for being a crazy drunk possibly schizophrenic drug user and your innate ability to not be able to drive anything with wheels. Seriously though, keep talking to yourself….because TMZ cares. |
4. Lindsay Lohan
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| Lindsay Lohan - Can anyone name something you've been in besides Parent Trap, Mean Girls, or Liz and Dick that doesn't begin with a "J" and end with an "AIL"? You're the only other person on the planet with a worse driving record than Amanda Bynes. Your screw ups are so famous that the only person that has made more predictions than TMZ about your demise is Nostradamus. |
3. Chris Brown
 | Chris Brown - Apparently you are a "musician", dancer or something. Outside of a douchebag, I can't be too sure why you're famous. I've never heard your music nor do I care to see you dance. Apparently you were famous for this? I don't know. I only know who you are because you beat the crap out of Rihanna...and didn't go to jail. Then somehow the media decided it would be nice to document all of your public temper tantrums because...Hey...you're famous for beating up a woman. Hitting a woman is majorly effed up…but somehow Riahanna has decided to get back with you perhaps looking for number 2 in Domestic Abuse Hat Trick? I don’t get it. Anyhow, Chris Brown….you’re a bigger toolbox than Home Depot. |
2. Kanye West and 1. Kim Kardashian
Kanye West – I don’t even know what to say. You’re the only one of these goons that ever had any real talent. Unfortunately… you’re an overly-confident, overly-privileged turd. Your star has risen for saying more dumb shit than Sarah Palin. You once said “I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.” If you would have spent more time reading history you might of realized your “Wife-To-Be” has gone through more dumb guys than the NFL, NBA and MLB Combined (#AthletesAren’tExactlyTheBrightest), it’s never a good idea to pick on a teenage girl in public (#GrammyIsWhatYouCallYourMomsMom), and angry tiny people are onlyremembered in history as Leprechauns and Assholes #NapoleonLostAtWaterloo, you tiny self-absorbed idiot.
Kim Kardashian – The thing that sets you apart from these other GENIUSES is that you know exactly what you’re doing. You’re not having melt downs or public drug binges. I don’t even know how to make fun of you….because the joke is on us. You made a horrible porn tape that MADE YOU FAMOUS. You have a HORRIBLE fake-reality tv show that FURTHERED YOUR FAME. You married a 7 foot giant with the mental capacity of a grape on TV just so you could divorce him 72 days later and MADE MILLIONS OFF OF IT. Then you convinced Kanye West, a man who wrote a song about GOLD DIGGERS, that you’re in love with him. Kim…you win. All of your screw-ups have literally been the best business decisions of your life. I can’t decide if you’re a brilliant mastermind or the person voted “Most likely to forget to breathe”.
